"YOU DON'T SEE THAT IN MINNESOTA!" (Round Two)

As some of you may remember, we posted a list like this way back in August. Since our time here is coming to an end, we thought it would be appropriate to make another list of more things we’ve noticed throughout the year that are different than what most people are used to in the States (rural Minnesota in particular). Just like before, we want to emphasize again that these are simply observations, not judgments of good or bad, better or worse.

Just a taste...

--Donuts and chicken foot eaten together as a morning snack

--The use of Taiwan’s national year in documents instead of 2010 (Taiwan’s current national year is 99, because the country became a nation in 1911)

--Throwing toilet paper in the garbage instead of the toilet

--Rolls of toilet paper outside stalls that you must grab before going in to use the bathroom

--Oftentimes no toilet paper at all in public restrooms...you must bring your own

--Toilet paper used at home that looks like this vs. rolls...

--Most parents paying for everything (they want their children to focus on studying vs. working)

--No "umms" or "oops"..."nigga" (we were kind of taken aback when we first heard this all the time...it sounds a lot like an inappropriate English word...until we figured out it’s just the equivalent of their “umm”) and "aisle" instead

--Pig's blood soup and pudding (literally pig’s blood)

--Everyone being super good at doing fancy twirls of their pen

--119 instead of 911

--Having to place your key at a hotel in a device like you’ll see below in order to get the electricity to work

--Masks wore often (to prevent the spread of disease), so often most people have their own fashionable one

--People burning cars for loved ones who have passed away (some people believe this will allow their loved ones to have a car in the afterlife)

--People thinking we’re absolutely crazy to be married “so young”

--Voice tones giving words meaning vs. just for expression

--Pizza Hut delivery scooters

--A sealed plastic tops on drinks (kind of like Saran Wrap)

--Tea and drinks usually consumed after a meal vs. during one

--Soup with almost every meal (regardless of how hot it is outside)

--People brining their bowl or plate of food right up to their mouths and shoveling it all in

--Everyone using their parking brake whenever they park their cars

--Everyone putting their cars in neutral as they wait at stoplights

--The idea that the farther you nose goes out, the more beautiful you are

--Scooters and bikes allowed inside areas like this...

--People answering cell phone anywhere and everywhere (we’ve seen them answered by teachers during class, by employers during interviews, in the middle of movies at the theater, etc...)

--Assigned seats at the movie theater

--The ability to bring in whatever food or drink you’d like into the movie theater without hiding it (we have literally seen people bring in their own personal bowls of rice and veggies from home)

--Required military service by all men

--Gardens in unexpected, miscellaneous places

--Funerals at the home of the deceased

--Wedding rings exchanged but not always worn (if they are worn, there’s no particular finger they’re suppose to go on)

--People burping anywhere and everywhere (burping seems to be regarded as sneezing...it’s no big deal...it’s appropriate...it’s not impolite...no one even flinches when some lets a loud one go during a meeting or in the middle of a conversation)

--Carts locked up...you must put in a coin, kind of like a deposit that you get back if you return them

--Using cash to pay for almost everything (rent, water and electricity, etc...)

--An absolute love of gelatin (in everything...drinks, desserts, cakes, on it’s own)

--Trouble ending words with a consonant (for example, Skype = “Skypee”, book = “booka”)
--Things constantly sticking to your skin because of humidity, all year round

--Numbers based on 10,000 instead of 1,000 (for example, “wan” = 10,000 and “san” = 3...so, 30,000 = “san wan”)

--Little chairs or strollers folded up on scooters for kids to ride in

--When you meet people in the street (on foot, bike, scooter or car) you don't always go/stay to the right...actually, you rarely go/stay to the right...often you stay to the inside and then merge to where you’re supposed to be...navigation in the streets here feels a lot like playing a crazy video game...same strategies :)

--Hand gestures for numbers (for example, when the thumb and pinky finger are extended and the other fingers are down, that means six)

--Hospital workers using bikes to transport papers and other things around the building

--No time appointments at the doctor’s office, numbers instead

--Garbage bags sometimes put over babies if it’s raining and they’re riding on scooters

--Families renting tombs for their deceased loved ones, then digging up bones after 7 years, and burning them

--Buns and other pastries almost always containing surprise fillings

--People very rarely using lotions or chapstick because of the humidity, year-round

--People watering fruit trees with cow's milk

--The love of yogurt drinks

--0:13 = 12:13 am

--People taking naps in public

--Different level flooring all the time....all. the. time. :)

--People getting the English words “floor” and “ground” mixed up because there’s just one word for both in Chinese

--The use of two calendars...a western one for business-like matters and a lunar one for holidays, farming and sometimes birthdays

--So many different types of moving vehicles (scooters, cars, bikes, motorized wheelchairs, people’s own inventions :) occupying the road

--Little old ladies driving scooters like pros

--Laws against having affairs

--Shops often located in the first floor of people’s homes

--Charcoaled food, such as charcoaled bamboo (apparently it’s “good for your health”?)

--The use of straws for almost every drink

--A huge wedding/engagement photo shoot before a couple gets married (minimal pictures on the day of the ceremony)

--Fried squid

--Small ceremony and wedding traditions taking place at the bride and grooms home vs. at a church or temple (couples usually have a larger reception after the ceremony at a restaurant)

--People thinking it’s incredibly strange (so strange in fact they feel the need to take pictures :) to eat raw carrots

--People breaking off the third prong of a plug-in if it doesn’t fit into an outlet

--Tomatoes eaten and regarded as fruit/dessert

--Bike parking towers...really cool!

--Almost never peeling oranges...always slicing them

--People being flexible about the way they read their written language (people can easily read Chinese from up to down or from left to right)

--Checkbook registers not written in, instead updated electronically at ATM machines

--“Final Countdown Party” vs. “New Year’s Eve Party”

--Men sometime cleaning the women’s bathroom without closing it and visa versa...urinals clearly visible from the outside of restrooms

--Recycled paper turned to blank side, bound and made into homemade note pads

--No canned olives, only fresh or dried ones

--Q: “What does a cow say? A:”Maaaaa.” (not “moo”)

--Q: “What does a dog say?” A: “Wap.” (not “woof”)

--A pinky pointed down at some = an offensive gesture

--Chickens being butchered and hanging out on streets

--Strict photo ID stipulations (no smiling, must see ears etc...)

--Dog running into classrooms every once and awhile while teaching

--Guys carrying their girlfriends’ purses

--no pretzels...thought it was dog food

--Eggs not refrigerated

--Random animals seen in unexpected places

--Oranges eaten with salt sprinkled on themk

--People often describing things that don’t taste good as, “NOT delicious!”

--Tea eggs

--Confusing conversations, for example: A: “This is good, what’s it made of?” B: “Yum.” A: “Yeah, it is really good. What’s in it?” B: “Yum.” A: “It is yummy. What are the ingredients?” B: “Yum.” (Only to find out it was made of yam! :)

--Seatbelts in cars (particularly taxis) for looks vs. use (oftentimes they’ll just have the belts and nothing to lock the belt into)

--Teachers slapping students’ hands, heads and behinds as disciplinary measures

--Firecrackers used as decorations (for Chinese New Year)

--Grilled snails

--Events (celebrations, funerals, etc...) held in streets, with tents taking up a bunch of room and no one controlling traffic

--Showerheads often just placed in bathrooms, sometime simply connected to the sink, with no curtain or door...just a drain on the floor

--People letting long hairs grow out of their moles (apparently this is good luck?)

--People peeling their grapes before eating them

--Ordering “smoked” salmon only to find out it’s raw

--Desserts that look like this...

--Teachers finding and paying (out of their own pocket) their own substitutes when they have to be gone from school

--People sometimes touching babies stomachs to decide whether or not they’re hungry

--People always saying “yeah” instead of “cheese” during pictures (and putting up the “peace sign” which actually just means “happy”...not really peace...to people here)

--We’ll let the rest of these pictures speak for themselves...